#notallharbaughs

Side effects of amphetamine use include gritty discharge in the urine.

Certainly not thinking or good writing, either, champ.

Something tells me Cowherd's saving his most vitriolic rant for the All Blacks.

This is good.

If this had happened within the US, I doubt it charges would be filed, based on how America usually handles Hague criminal accusations.

You see this happen a lot, where a celebrity makes tons of money during their career, but for one reason or another, a decade or two later and they can't even afford to pay the Bills.

Personally, I think this shows major progress on the part of Montero. Earlier in the year, he'd have just thrown an empty ice cream sandwich wrapper.

"I just went to Bangor" turned out to not be a great alibi

He's got a point. If you look out on the hockey rink, all you see is white.

Etra declined to explain how Shaw fell.

Shaw will continue to be allowed to attend his classes. However, his teachers have become concerned that maybe his dog didn't really eat all of his homework this semester.

For clarification, we were like six years old! Just so everybody knows that.

ESPN: Sorry we didn't get a chance to meet with you the other day.

Terrible. I can't believe that poor kid drowned after all.

So he's remaining aloof-a?

I read this whole thing and fucking loved it. Great job!

Make sure you catch "Homer Goes to College" (S05E03) when its on—-the opening 7 minutes might be the funniest collection of scenes in TV history.

I'm not sure why this is considered cutting edge. Several Bengals have worn tracking devices over the years.

Hague was upset because, as they were taking their walk, another dog named Sacher-Masoch followed them home.