The vomit wasn't even the issue here. Gary Bettman just didn't want another clown to be so closely associated with the Stanley Cup.

You know who else loved a boys and girls club? Jeffery Dahmer.

If you hit one of his teammates in the forehead, you better believe you're going to get some serious jawing from Peyton.

"Quit wasting all that ice! People desperately need that!"

Apparently, Linda Cohn isn't the only one who has beef with 50 cents.

He wasn't saying an Notre Dame diploma he was saying an en dee diploma.

The Rockies are 49-76. She isn't missing much.

Most ex-NFLers don't get to experience their senior years either .

Like his hero Steve McNair, at least he took a shot.

When I was in school in the late 60's people de-incentivized tanking by avoiding the draft.

Kelly: BELLY-FLOP CONTEST!! LET ME SEE YOUR BEST OFFENSIVE LINE!

Andy Reid did that all the time. In fact, he used to do three shows a day, until that stupid Blackfish documentary made everyone all uppity about it.

Free Kelly

Most likely it's a matter of philosophy.

As the university has demonstrated in the past, we are committed to winning the right way. As an examples to other, OU sets the highest possible standards for its student athletes, coaches and staff.

"My past," she told the room, "is littered with the bones of men who were foolish enough to think I was someone they could sleep on."

Unfortunately, this is a result of Panik having incredibly good manners. His mother taught him to always keep his pinkie out while having a cup of coffee.

I thought once your pinkie disappears it's third base.

This little piggy went to market. This little piggy stayed home. This little piggy had roast beef. This little piggy HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHAT HAPPENED TO MY LITTLE PIGGY?!

Holy shit. I barely recognized either one of them without their mopeds.