Same could be said for Gordon Hayward

Poor Daniel looks like his dad bet his entire life savings on Germany to win the World Cup.

Juxtapose (April 11)

Look out! Gore gifs in the comments. Be careful about scrolling.

Mo'Ne Ball

Eh, still more seductive than John Fox's zipper.

I don't mean to rag on you but that is bloody awful.

If the NFL were really interested in promoting synergy with their partner in Toyota they would change the name of audibles to recalls.

Toyota is the perfect sponsor for Red Zone offense, because no matter what you try, they're unstoppable.

The director was some foreign guy from Amsterdam or whatever, I mean, he sure seemed Dutch. I've never been there, but, y'know, he had this super foppish scarf and glasses, and his hair was, like, see-through, know what I mean? Well anyway, he goes, "we want you to say something like: girls really like home runs." Tom…

Sucks that we now have to think about words before using them, right?

It wasn't Carmelo. He wouldn't even pass gas.

Hearing this news, Jason Whitlock has also decided to cut carbs. But he's really just eating pizza with a fork and knife.

Yeah... I'm going to go ahead and wager my entire life savings on "the world."

Hey KC, nice gesture and all, but kind of a dick move making fun of his English with that shirt.

R.I.P.P.

At least this guy has decent aim and didn't pull a Rick Reilly by pissing all over a column.

So that's what happened to Tate Forcier.

This is great.

In his defense, Dan would happily buy form-fitting clothes if he could find a Toys-R-Us that still sells Cabbage Patch Kids.