Assuming he signed the policy, this should actually increase Winston's draft stock as it proves he can actually read coverage.

It's even more gross and untoward once you realize how little money is actually guaranteed.

Woman: Oh . . . oh my. I guess everything really is bigger in Texas . . .

The first incident I remember on The Trip (as it came to be known in my family) was a rock kicked up by a truck hitting the windshield of our minivan and taking out a decent size chunk of glass.

So proud

Waiting for mustachioed newcomer Werdna Elddib to take the boat racing scene by storm.

This video is relevant to this "tradition".

I wish that email had a face, so that I could punch it.

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To: all@seniorlivingcenter.com

Sorry, I got too worked up. I'll lower my voice.

Where in my post did I sound outraged?

not only will I not delete it, I will post it on twitter

The Detroit-Oakland arms race is real and spectacular.

I'd be sad, too. History, recent or otherwise, hasn't shown Washington to be very hospitable to Indians.

"It worked instantly. I got a knot in my throat, felt like someone had punched me in the stomach....I threw up five or six times, and was walking, downhill, so I knew things were going badly. I started thinking, Man it's really sucking today."

Maybe you should stop dating beverages.

Er......ummm, about Chris Webber playing with Shaq..........

I think it's funny; th̶a̶t̶ ̶a̶ ̶m̶a̶n̶ ̶w̶h̶o̶ ̶p̶e̶n̶s̶ ̶a̶n̶ ̶8̶,̶0̶0̶0̶ ̶w̶o̶r̶d̶ ̶c̶o̶l̶u̶m̶n̶ ̶o̶n̶ ̶s̶c̶r̶a̶m̶b̶l̶e̶d̶ ̶e̶g̶g̶s̶ ̶b̶e̶l̶i̶e̶v̶e̶s̶ ̶t̶h̶a̶t̶ making a Möbius strip out of a bagel is a bit too much. p̶e̶d̶a̶n̶t̶r̶y̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶s̶p̶e̶n̶d̶ ̶o̶n̶ ̶b̶r̶e̶a̶k̶f̶a̶s̶t̶ ̶p̶r̶e̶p̶a̶r̶a̶t̶i̶o̶n̶.̶̶

Yeah! Wake up sheeple!!!!