"yet another attempt to make some more cash and make everyone else's life difficult" is also the slogan for Windows 9.

Pictured: Alabama's 2014 schedule

Okay Tom, it would appear that your suggestion would help left handed hitters more than righties. Lets try some things that will provide assistance to both:

This is great, and terrifying.

tl;B/R

And think of all those baby penises he kept from looking super weird! What a guy. Shut up RJMH=

I know! At Florida he won 4 national championships and was an ordained minister! Plus he won the Heisman twice! This RMJ guy is an idoit.

These are all great, great points.

"Aren't you a little short?"

This sort of thing goes way back. Ty Cobb, in particular, was known for mocking opposing players. Especially the Jews.

I sit in awe. It was so easy, yet someone needed to pull it off. I stand up and salud thou.

This is really going to hurt the brand of those sex offenders.

These should bring you great joy. If these videos don't bring you great joy, there is no hope for you.

As cold as the other side of the pillow

I tried so hard not to laugh out loud at that comment but this gif put me over the edge. + +1 Well done. See you in hell!

You're a horrible, horrible human. And so am I because I laughed. Well played, sir. Now stab yourself.

Stuart would have laughed.

Needed that. The lump in my throat was getting unbearable.

I laughed. I'm a horrible person.

Whoa whoa whoa, some huge misconceptions in this thread which I don't often see on Lifehacker so I feel obliged to comment since this is my field (I do economic research at the Federal Reserve).