Not to be that guy, but fuck it, I'll be that guy because that's exactly what you expect when you read, "not to be that guy..."

Even more disheartening are the recent photos revealing his stance on bunting.

Give the man a break. He's clearly just trying to find his land legs.

To be fair, it was a Trader Joe's.

As a former Knick, Brunson should know better than to expect a happy ending.

This is obviously a hoax. No way anyone in Cleveland really wears a medium.

Sure Charlie Brown, you go kick that football.

Hosmer's oddest E.

They should just go all in on Plan B and abort the franchise.

You have to laugh at a guy who tries to be all "unique" and "different," yet decides to commit murder in Chicago on 4th of July weekend.

That's the ugliest fucking bow tie I've ever seen.

First they take France, then they commit a massacre.. Last stop: Argentina?

doesnt that apply to every year?

Very strange. Usually it's my ex-wife who gets mad whenever anyone mentions the time I cheated.

Well, he "tested positive" for "performance-enhancing drugs," a fact "confirmed" by the "Players Association." I can see how there's wiggle room there.

Man, Skyline Chili farts are the worst.

Does the "z" in "titz69" make it more exxtreme?

Yeah it's fucking nonsense because it demands equal comparison between men and women when they don't play in things that are comparable because they don't directly compete. Take the soccer example. Landon Donovan is our top scorer in men's soccer where he's competing in a game dominated by Europeans and South…