Maybe they are hiring haughty dipshits as editors? I suggest you put in your application.

"I would have said I could fly over a high rise building if I had to!"

I hope to some day feel a love so strong that it makes me hate black people.

Make it a Burning River Pale Ale.

i see what you did there..and you, friend, earned a great lakes beer for that!

Some say that Manziel should watch his mouth, because there's no telling how many people in the NFL have his number. But judging from last night's draft, there are just a few.

(Setting aside later-round pieces, the Browns essentially turned Trent Richardson into Johnny Manziel.)

As a rule of thumb, it's generally wisest to completely avoid Couches on draft day.

Neat fact, that wallpaper is actually the diagram for every single Eagle's play.

That's a crap load of vodka

Bridgewater didn't appreciate his plummeting draft stock being sponsored by AOL.

Are we sure those are Browns fans, and not just the actual guys?

Just to be clear, your grammatical mistake was mocking his, right?

Funny, a fishing trip is what ruined Bison Dele.

A Marlins' intern just came up with an idea on how to double attendance.

this pretty much assures clermont won't be involved in any shaving scandals.

Anti-vaccination groups argue that vaccinations can lead to mental retardation, which in turn, can lead to great difficulty in spelling the name "Jackson".

Fire Investigator: We're so sorry, Mr. Blake, but all your possessions were lost in the fire. I know it's tough knowing that irreplaceable things, like your Grand Slam trophies, are gone forever.

Police were able to identify Blake's house as soon as they heard the racquet.

Neighbor: "Okay, okay. NOW 'there goes the neighborhood.'"