When it comes to arguments on sports blogs, it's spelled "Strawman".

Well this is just one more thing — in addition to corrupting America's youth and screwing middle-aged men — that Goodell shares with Sarah Silverman.

I used to do this all the time as a child too. It's called "not having a dad"

"I think he should do five 'Our Fathers' for his sin of pride."

"Mr. Welker! Mr. Welker! Can I have one?!"

He was also probably very drunk.

Chili oil. I love you so much.

Would have warranted a technical or flagrant, not a suspension.

A dumb suspension that takes one of the best players out of game 7, and makes the conclusion to a very fun series less fun to watch.

(It was probably the post I wrote about Josh Turel's mom.)

You'd reckon that a President born in the distance running hotbed that is Kenya would put a greater emphasis on some longer runs.

[takes drastic measures to remove cancer]

The real question here is, are they Reeboks, or Nikes?

Marry, Fuck, Kill: Thomas Friedman, Darren Rovell, Paul Krugman.

I think this is some great brand synergy. When I play Pacman, I can never get past the first level.

Burneko is dead wrong. The new logo looks like an emphysemic Pac-Man who suffers from rosacea vomiting up the last of Albert's cheese steak recipe.

I can't believe Winston have to steal something, anything, to eat from a store in Tallahassee. You'd figure he could just panhandle.

21 Lump Meat

That's weird. Why would they be selling these shirts outside of the Lakers' arena?