From: Pat Logsdon
Sent: Monday, February 10, 2014 8:20 AM
To: ATH Head Coaches; ATH Assistant Coaches
Subject: Northwestern - Labor Union - "Talking Points" Updated

You'd think a university housed in Lincoln would be decidedly pro-Union.

5. Are students allowed to bring up Bo Pelini's multi-million dollar salary when discussing unionizing and benefits for players? Shut up.

Could be worse. Could've happened to any catcher besides McCann.

Hey, do you want to read a college football scandal story that isn't terrible for once? Then head over to SB Nation and read about what it's like to be a Division I bag man. [SB Nation]

Knocked clean out of her clogs? Sheesh, I wooden want to be in her shoes.

But

I guess sometimes you have to deal with someone who makes things up

These claims lose veracity with every subsequent tweet! We all know he's never been 3/3 in his life.

::Puts on Beats headphones, "It Wasn't Me" by Shaggy plays as he walks into the night::

Come on you can't blame Emmert. His anti-union stance is based on his only personal experience with bonding and that damn hairpiece shifts a quarter-inch an hour.

who ruined deadspin the most

In true Arnold Palmer fashion, it was actually half poop and half pee.

Unfortunately, Gordon is no longer allowed to attend Mass.

I actually considered getting the Extra Innings package, just so I could listen to Scully.

but im sure he's walked into plenty of bars, being as tall as he is.

Israel has always been a bit strange with regards to basketball. Why, back in the 80s, they didn't even like Jordan.

Weird, that doesn't look like Yankee Stadium.

I played with Billy at our high school. I can't say what went on between his dad and Barnicle, but Billy was one of the worst players on the JV when I was there. His dad was an asshole in my personal interactions with him. And for any issues I had with Barnicle, he played players that were good because the team was…

I didn't like him at first, but he's grown on me.