I'm okay with you saying Susanne is their best song (though it isn't), as long as we can all just agree that Weezer never ever put out an album after Pinkerton.

Bad science vs. uhh.. Badder science?

"I don't have a fucking clue about Deadspin-I call out all sites that weren't FIRST!"

#CancelPetchesky

Should have just said "What's up, redskin?" to show he values and honors the man's history.

At least the Brewers' new mascot is likely more than willing to eat it.

Oh lay off. Boeheim has never tried to hurt any of his kids future prospects, they all seem to doing just Fine.

Here's the thing, though: Even if Boeheim's assessment is correct, he shouldn't be saying that shit out loud on TV. He owes more to Tyler Ennis than Ennis does to him, and if he were a good dude he would try to help the kid out by being as complimentary as possible when asked questions like this. Doing a solid for a…

No wonder Chunks seems so satisfied with sixth place.

And he only came in 5th in Domestic Expectoraneous?

This is about the only time you'll ever see, 9 out of 10 next to JR Smith's name.

Autism has increased every year that Donald Trump has been alive. Therefore, we must kill Donald Trump!

and ignorant idiots would have their tongues and fingers removed to spare the rest of us from their stupidity.

this is last time the Rockets order baguettes after a game.

Having reviewed a number of Title IX policies/procedures at a variety of universities, I can feel pretty confident in guessing that not much will come from FSU's investigation here. People often forget that Title IX contains much more than just equal numbers of teams or funding for sports — it also concerns a school's…

Looks like he had a Triple Crown or two.

Pictured: Someone who didn't go to a collage.

joke's on you Jeffrey - you went to an Astros game.

From what I've heard, you probably don't want DeSean Jackson around that many weapons.

And I get the distinct feeling that no NFL executive, no pundit, and no fan will be willing to claim Washington screwed up in signing an elite wideout to an affordable deal just because he's taken photos with gang members.