I'm with the host on this one. New York to Cleveland?! There's no way Jeter can range that far to his left.

Les Moonves?

I am such a fat slob.

Here Is A Dog That Looks Like Prince Fielder

I like this response a lot.

You may think that a semi-public figure fudging his CV is the height of stupidity. I disagree-he was smart to write 'graduated from Kentucky' rather than the more likely 'smoked a ton of dope while listening to Kid Rock over and over again'.

How about "Redskins?"

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

Christ....who the fuck wants to read about jokes on a sports blog

I might be in the minority here, but I actually think it's kinda nice to see Chad Curtis affiliated with the Angels again.

Francona: Hey, Wood. You ever make a team while on the mound before?

but giving a 30-year-old anywhere near $300 million isn't just propping a team's window open—it's throwing a rock through it.

Man, these guys are pussies compared to my DVR full of Drops of Jupiter.

This is the major reason why I don't have a smartphone. I have a shitty brick phone for calls, texts, and pretty much nothing else, and that's OK, because I know if I had a smartphone, I'd be looking at that screen nonstop when I'm out. And since I do almost all of my work looking at a screen, I want a break. It…

quitter

"Egads! Chris Kluwe made the best of a flawed situation as a student-athlete, committing minor ethical violations and helping some people along the way? There goes what was left of my regard for that guy!"

Jeter should totally pick up a copy. Just so long as it's not too far to his left or right.

This list is so fucked Derek Jeter keeps trying to give it a gift basket.

Worst thing I've seen since Any Given Sunday. Oh and I guess the eye thing is similar too.

Fucking idiots. Everyone from St. Louis knows that rules aren't supposed to be written.