This is idiotic, but I guess you have to expect it from Plaschke. I mean, watching him over the years, you can tell that he clearly does not understand small sample sizes.

The Ones That Didn't Pass

It already seemed disingenuous for him to conjure images of Kentucky basketball, considering McConnell insists on staying all 4 years.

It would probably be a good idea for McConnell to start paying more attention to detail, and in this case specifically, his security detail.

Yes, perhaps we should always let exceptions prove the rule.

Garcia may be trying to do the right thing here, but the very idea of an "Independent Ethics Committee" just seems like a sham, no more than a dog and Ronaldinho show.

Some serious credit is due here for making me laugh a non-guilty laugh in the comments of an article this sad.

[dying]

On the plus side, the number of fans wearing paper bags on their heads this season is projected to decrease considerably.

That's a very fishy comment.

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Pollock is a fish. Polack is the slur.

Is this your bracket?

Being able to clean a floor efficiently seems like a skill you'd need in the sort of work you can get with a Tennessee degree.

[Hastily jots down number]

You're thinking of imitation.

And to answer your next question: No, the headline isn't flattering you either.

Well sure, but that can only be used when there is something to be jealous of.

More like University of Hatin'

As far as business ventures go I'm sure it will be more successful that Will Gates "Hula Hoop Dreams".