“....and while I know this is a hard day for many of you, we will do our best to support your during this transition. And also FYI, Walter Iooss Jr. will be taking photos of you all while you clean out your desks, so feel free to ham it up.

First Jaguars Junction, now The Blowhole? I anxiously await Deadspin’s next column on Florida’s NFL franchises, The Sinking Ship, a Buccaneers blog written by Tim Burke.

Giri, if I may add a few:

Thinking about anyone being ‘with Darren’ is such an unsettling thing to consider.

Charles Shipan is going to get so many comments forwarded to him....

We have only come so far- I still pay to see Boban whenever he’s in town. 

Hi Kelsie - I’m a Tigers fan, and I feel like they have repeatedly kicked me in the balls this past season. Does that qualify?

Boston Payee Party

Your comment steered me to Wikipedia to reacquaint myself with Brunell’s bankruptcy, when I stumbled upon this gem:

Friend, we dared to see our dream, if only for a brief moment. No one can take it from us. Prayers up.

German or Colombian? I guess you’d have to trace the ratlines of his lineage.

Could have been worse- usually when a Colombian ends up 80 kilos short, his whole family gets murdered.

Word is, Keogh, Lawrence and Bennett ordered one last round of pints before they foolishly drove drunk. All three of the pints had a fly in the glass. I guess Bennett politely asked for a new pint. Lawrence apparently picked out the fly and kept began drinking. Bennett pulled out the fly by its wings and yelled “spit…

So a Welshman, an Englishman, and an Irishman walked into, then out of a bar?

I’m so sorry this got buried in Nightspin, it’s marvelous.  +1

The Swiss Army spokesman continued, “We are unsure of why Mr. Schurter decided to protest in this way, when he obviously had so many other tools at his disposal to do so.” 

WADA will buy whatever excuse Russia cooks up in the next three weeks

When pressed for solutions on how he’s going to fix his kicker problems, Arians responded brusquely, “We’re not going to yell and scream at him. We are going to support Matt and gently focus on converting extra points and field goals with him this week in practice. It’s Gay Conversion Therapy all next week.” *mic cuts…

Oh you sweet summer child, why is it such an old joke I wonder?

Sure, he has to retract his misuse of ‘concussion’ and ‘nerve damage’, but no one says a thing to the Lions about their use of ‘NFL Franchise’