“This young Guerrero Jr. is a star in the making, and Canadians have adopted them as their own. I propose we find an appropriate way to honor him, and I have a few ideas.”

I’m pretty surprised to learn that Yang can’t go left.

The PA State Police investigators apparently got Vázquez to admit to these acts through smart questioning. They got the truth by starting each question with ‘Now don’t balk at this.....’ 

A wiser man than I summed him up best- Gladwell writes books for people who don’t read books.

He’ll address those inconsistencies in his upcoming book, Not Only Just the Tip-ping Point

I wonder what’s up with Byfuglien. Only a month ago, I saw on the news that he was hanging out with Sam Darnold of the New York Jets, and they were having a great time. Weird.

How can a team truly be cursed if their history of success is evidence that there truly is no higher power that can curse them?

I was not expecting chill U.S. Open ball person to be my Monday motivation to be upbeat and not to let little annoyances at my job get me down, but here we are.

Thank you for taking time away from vigorously licking the boots of NFL owners to provide this important and insightful sports take.

no, No, NO! NOT ALL WHITE, I SAID WHITE, NEXT TO BROWN, NEXT TO RED.  ARE WE NOT IN FUCKING NAPLES?!?!?!

+1 Sid, you are having a day.

This has to be a tough day for Andrew Wiggins.

The unintended consequences of this is disgusting. I don’t mean the home run records. Has anyone thought AT ALL about the additional kids that Zack Hample has elbowed in the face this season to get to those extra home run balls?

O you think he’s going to do anything about it? Everyone knows General Tso’s a coward.

they’re just two lost souls swimming in the Barclays Center

Wow, we both made a Kent State massacre joke at the exact same time!

It’s Cleveland, so I’m not sure if you mean the Cleveland Patrolmen’s Benevolent Association or Pro Bowlers Association.

They should have told the Kent State administration to fuck off and kept playing. I mean, what are they gonna do about it, call in the National Guard?

Baltic don’t lie!

OK, he sucks now, but he was pretty funny as the little brother on Malcolm in the Middle.