*Cries into faded Larry Johnson Grandmama t-shirt*

You magnificent bastard you

Hey bud, you have 15 minutes to edit your comment. Just reminding you.

Believe it or not, Mark Davis is getting the best from his hair stylist.  That’s literally the best it can look.

Wow, those comments! I haven’t seen a Petrovic this reckless since Drazen decided to forego his seatbelt on the Autobahn back in '93.

Ned Yost as Walmart greeter is really on-point.

I truly hope that the Royals can now break through the unofficially acknowledged barrier to advancement that has been limiting them with their old owner. Hopefully some old columnist will come up with a term to describe it.

His days are almost over.

“...a volcanologist at Michigan Technological University...”

Typical Karen....

The blurry preview of that video made me think they had Daniel Radcliffe record a death announcement for every member of the Deadspin staff preemptively, Tom Brokaw/Gerald Ford-style.

Yeah, Dom, we usually get kicked in the balls on SUNDAY, not Monday!

Just look at that tweet from this morning. How can anyone doubt Irvin when he’s got the Lord behind him?

Everything is chaos, all across the culture, all across the economy, all across the political diaspora, and in the new world order a man’s word is his shiv.

and to think, that hat cures AIDS...

You guys are being too rough on the coach. As a peace offering, Flores allowed Stills to set the playlist for the following practice. I think Kenny chose well.

“and HOW did this banana peel get here???”

Goose Gossage would have loved to see this, but he was too busy masturbating into a rosin bag while staring at an old photo of George Brett.

Maybe baseball, and it’s 90 seconds between pitches, history of exclusionism/racism/xenophobia, rampant performance-enhancing drug use, and unmatched desire to sniff its own farts, has always sucked, and it’s only now when there are actual alternatives to that entertainment dollar has baseball had to actually adapt to…

How’d you get a picture of Kershaw through Vin Scully’s eyes?