I even searched ‘disc dogs’ just in case, and nada.

Coming in waaaaaay late to remind everyone that the Three-Body Problem trilogy is fucking awesome.

a gift basket for you, sir

I haven’t heard this much astronomy from the MLB since Derek Jeter took all those trips to Uranus.

...the reporter has essentially performed the job of a flack...

I’ll mark you down for a 2 on that one.

You grabbed Schefter when Trey Wingo is out there? What a fucking disgrace BW’s

These are all good questions. Also, what if Seth Greenberg eats shit? Worth considering at least- I mean, what if he shuts up about Zion, lets us enjoy things, and eats shit?  Everyone wins in this situation, right?

This arrest comes nine years after his last one. In 2010, he was also arrested in New Jersey after he crashed his care while under the influence of drugs. He was driving his five-year-old son to school at the time.

I’m honestly just happy after reading the article that Albert wasn’t just jonesing for kidney sauteed with mushrooms and garlic

This guy sure does get tired of his team quickly. Bored man gets paid indeed.

This is the most ridiculous RedAction in Cincy since Marge Schott said Hitler was good at the beginning, but went too far.

Knicks Front Office: “Iggy, great game, you’re playing great. Some folks in Marketing want to talk to you tomorrow about Proactiv.”

Honestly surprised he didn’t spontaneously cremate.

The Mets do have longstanding issues with implacable and sadistic ancients

The bell was ringing, and he pulled off so another Ethiopian could win?

Im sure it took a lot of self-restraint to not refer to the 70 year-old as a “sepukkugenarian.” Well done, Billy.

No one could answer the phone, they were lowering the flag to half-mast.

Pretty pumped that we’re changing who the most famous pitcher named Rocker is.

*Joe Flacco clears his throat*