How times change- 10 years ago, Koy Signals just meant the Eagles still hadn’t found a decent backup QB.

Rumor is the Phanatic orchestrated his 1980 trade to the California Angels.  He’s ruthless.

There’s only room in Philly for one alliterative name. Don’t phuck with the Philly Phanatic.

I love Patrick Beverly. Many don’t know this, but he’s also an outstanding one-on-one player. Last offseason, he played for 5 hours against George Hill of the Bucks and beat him by 892 points. It’s all on youtube if you want to check it out, just search for ‘Beverly Hill’s 902-10'

“What the fuck did he say about toxic lakers?!?!?!?”

From Zebulon Baird Vance’s time as a Confederate Colonel to now, he just can’t keep from getting dunked on.

All part of his plan to get blacklisted and not have to go to the stepson’s games.

Jones, who allegedly became “combative” with IGC agents

Color me shocked - who knew that eating shit is low-carb enough for Atkins?

Honestly, I’m just as surprised that Marcin Gortat is still alive.

I understand that Harden is upset, but before making comments like these after games he should just take a step back and then take a step back and think.

He says the Indians assassinated his character, but I contend that there was a second assassin, which appears every 5th day on the asshole knoll and fires off abusive tweets in between.

Of course you’re going to get that shot blocked if you only step back once!

If you loved growing up watching the Cubbies on WGN for free and listening to Harry Caray, boy will you love paying extra for this shitty new network to listen to Len Kasper.

NBA Ref Association Statement: “It’s obvious when accounting for his accent that Joel was talking about ‘red furries’ that suck and not us.”

Harrell was just mad because the fan said that he didn’t know what all the buzzl about him was for, that he sucks, and they should trade him to the Jazzl, and he’s a putzl.

Feels like we’re in the end throes of the Olympics.

That’s such a dumb take, no one is ever ‘rolling in his grave,’ especially Paterno, whose family dug him up shortly after burial to perform a pagan corpse-burning ceremony in an unsuccessful attempt to keep him from burning for eternity in the depths of hell for facilitating the rape of many, many children.

This is a Russian probe even Republicans can get behind (underneath?)