NBA Nihilism blogs are a thing now?

It’s probably not fair to completely gut the little fellow here, but this being Deadspin, fair ain’t got nothin’ to do with it.

Since he’s now in Detroit, he must officially change his name to Thon Outsource-To-Mexico.

Congrats, you get to pay Oddibe McDowell’s water bills now, and Lennay Kekua is your new personal assistant.

The Weakest Lynx

+1

The Pistons have been trying to spice up their offense lately, but we can now be sure that ginger isn’t the right one.

an otherwise enjoyable Duke team led by Grant Hill and Christian Laettner.

You're doing the Lord's work my man.

This whole ‘not answering his phone’ thing has to be made up. So what if the GM doesn’t answer his phone, there is an Assistant GM and lots of other front office folks he could have spoken with. Did they also not answer their phones? Were they not available too? It’s not like Magic Johnson made Demps’ aides disappear.

Simpsons memes?

What gif?

Maybe? I’m not sure anyone can name every event in the modern pentathlon.

Ray fucking Ratto on Deadspin.  Pretty damn cool.

I have problems, definitely.

There’s no way this is the last we hear about this. Wideouts always talk about the cheap hits they take. Except Chuck Hughes I guess.

C’mon, what does this have to do with Jim Irsay?

Just trade Kanter to the EuroLeague. I hear that Fenerbahçe wants to get their hands on him.

Browns Marketing Executives: “Well, that #dp promotion sure didn’t work. I wonder how our new Browns-branded debit card with unlimited withdrawals from automated teller machines is being received on social media. Hey Kyle, let’s put the feed back up but change the search to Brown ATM, ok?”

I know Barcelona fans are concerned about where de Jong will fit in and when, but...