Attempted murder, huh?  I guess no one associated with the Suns is ever really successful.

I heard that the guy was just a huge fan of Delonte West during his short stint in Dallas, and that this is all a big misunderstanding.

I know of and have seen many skilled runners do fine in slick, snowy conditions. However, aging fat dads like myself really like spikes such as yaktrax when there’s a covering of snow. It has helped me feel a lot more confident going out in the wintertime in the upper midwest.

I think Philip Rivers’ children support all LA NFL teams, so there’s a solid fanbase.

ROUND IS A SHAPE MOTHERFUCKER!!!1!!!!11!!!

I’m so glad that announcer Lamar Hurd described Jake’s play in a way that someone not specialised in Maryland basketball can understand. We should have a name for plain wording like that.

They didn’t even really let Lynch have a chance to make his points late in the segment...

Let’s remember some ‘State’ schools that aren’t actual states:

“thus with a kiss off the glass, I die”

The Manny Machado Sweepstakes*

Ugh, look at Fred McGriff.

I’m glad Hill decided to eat Crow in public. Wait, I meant eat crow, not eat Crow. Shit. Boy, is my face red. NO, NOT 'red', fuck! I Hopi you can forgive me. GODDAMMIT

I’d love to respond to that really racist email, but Steven didn’t include his last name.

Are you Steve Kerr?

*Reads Comment*

Alternatively, just get off the fence and ask her ;-)

OK, Evans said he wasn’t on coke, but what if you explained what a backhand was to someone who was on cocaine? 100% it would be that stroke. 

Mario and not Princess Peach?  What the fuck are you even doing Royals?

That looks like a kevlar helmet on McKenna. Which, if his temporary housing is anywhere near Marvin Harrison’s car wash, probably isn’t a terrible idea.