Ben Roethlisberger said he will not be practicing today. Taking a veteran’s day off.

Joe West’s ears are burning....

Being a kicker in the NFL sucks not only because everyone gets mad at you when you fuck up, but also because nobody ever respected you all that much in the first place.

 Fresh off admitting that their 200,000-person season ticket waiting list never actually existed...

I think Everett McIver listens to him now.

“LET’S LET THE LEGAL SYSTEM HANDLE THIS BEFORE WE RUSH TO ANY CONCLUSIONS”

Nathan Peterman

At the moment, he toils for free.

Chris, this is a great idea. I really hope the players decide to do it.

The Foo Fighters are actually really good at soccer.  Nate Mendel scored 3 goals, the last on a header off a corner kick.  Dave Grohl said it was the cleanest head shot he’d seen since ‘94.

I’ve heard wet Tennys is much happier after losing in the second round so he could attend the Alt-Right End-of-Summer No White Hoods After Labor Day Pool Party over the weekend.

There’s a real chance that every time he sees a curveball from now on he’s going to get PTSD.

*salutes* I thank them for their service

I know. Why start now, right?

“Zach Smith is the craziest OSU guy I’ve ever met.”

Maybe we check with Aaron Judge?

Now I certainly will.

You seem nice.

The Winged-Wheel(chair)s