Holy shit, 5500 words on this movie. I have to go see it now just based on the effort here.

Scene: 4 days ago, Shohei Ohtani’s bedroom. Ohtani’s normal, peaceful slumber is interrupted by an unusual dream, where he begins to hover above his bed, as if controlled by a malevolent being, as his life force is slowly sucked from his soul. Suddenly he awakes, covered in sweat.

Let’s slow down a bit on the effective interest rate calc.... due to tax law changes, a large number of taxpayers with a decent amount of mortgage interest will not be itemizing in ‘18 and won’t get that benefit.

The record-breaking home run into McCovey Cove is immediately followed by a massive prehistoric shark attack that kills scores of people

I hope he can’t give women Acromegaly too.

SMH, so lame.... I wish Ron Artest were still alive.

*OG Anunoby looks around nervously, latching multiple deadbolts*

Boban was created in the late 90s after NBA Live restricted the ratings you could give someone in Create-a-Player but before they restricted the size you make someone to human dimensions.

We have a lot of people reporting about it, but it’s always been the duty of elders to go back to help people. So that’s why I raised my hand.... that had a knife in it already and stabbed it into Jacinth Baker and Richard Lollar. Wait, what was the question Colin?

Thank God - I’ve had enough coverage of Tiger’s bone going places it shouldn’t to last a lifetime.

+1

McDavid Scores 100 Points, Then Oilers Wilt

If the Belle tolls more than twice, it’s considered playing with yourself.

You jest, but 75% of doctoral theses from Kentucky’s math department are related to things this or the time UK football beat Florida State in a bowl game.

95% of the time, when I tell a parent their kid has talent, I’m just trying to keep them from complaining about their kid not playing QB.

His apology was sincere at least. He said “I put spot remover on my dog. Now he’s gone, and I blamed my wife for it and hit her. For that I’m sorry.”

Not sure whether to say “I like Bill Self less” or “I like Bill selfless”

Even when he does hit Kennedy’s fingers, there’s no lasting damage, since he never hits the same place twice.

after his .388 slugging % last season, I should have suspected he was into slapstick

Ugh. I already want Kermit Davis to get Kermit Washington’ed.