Knowing cats, when presented with the options, Achilles will run to another room and barf on the carpet and then hide under something for a few hours.

BREAKING: GRAND CAYMAN JUST AWARDED PRO FRANCHESES IN BASEBALL, BASKETBALL, HOCKEY, AND FOOTBALL. NOW PREMIERE FREE AGENT DESTINATION.

Gonna go read the Wheeling Convention to find the article which prohibits whatever the fuck D’Antoni was wearing. 

This is really going to hurt the Ski Atlanta marketing campaign.

A gross necropsy will be conducted by a board-certified veterinary pathologist.

That should be in a museum.

Seems worthy of an episode of Outside the *sniff* Lines.

Armdancer, are you talking about Adam James and his father Craig James who killed five hookers at SMU?

“Should of been you.”

Found the Parrothead.

I was at an ostensible Islanders bar last night, with about 15 TVs in the place, and only one screen—one of the smaller ones—had the Islanders-Oilers game on.

So, you’re saying it’s not just one guy who killed Pitt hoops, but it was yinz.

Fuck, they’re going to make another Saw movie now, aren’t they?

They probably should have known that the fans would split their ire evenly between the opposing players and security.

That’s great. Makes me think there’s still hope for Charles Barkley to get a PGA tour card.

Just curious, what was his time in the mile?

“Checkmate, bitch.”

*watching video, nodding* “Yup, this was much worse”

FUCKING A RIGHT! BOBAN WAS FUN AND STAN RUINED IT!

I remember it used to look like this in the 80s and 90s when Colombia would win matches.