Sports are fucking awesome sometimes.

Wasn’t sure if you were joking or not, but he really fucking did it....

WEST SIDE TILL I GET FIRED FOR LACKLUSTER NCAA TOURNAMENT PERFORMANCE!

Tad further said after the game, “That Andy Enfield, he sure makes my blood, uh, slightly warmer than normal!” 

Counterpoint- the refs, they’re bad.

This is old news- Miller was marketing the farm to Jerry Richardson too, before this all went down.

*snap* *snap* *snap* loses fingers to frostbite

It’s sad, really- Komatsu is a great kayaker and he could have teamed up with him for two-man events as a Suzuki Sidekick.

Damn. If only Cam had that type of protection yesterday...

“We were here all along, HamNo.”

Ashley Wagner should stay ready as an alternate.... from the screenshot above, I think they might all drown.

The Swede would have kept it, but the medal had no bell.

TBH, there were already a lot of ways to compare Ty Cobb to the tweets of a lot of these people.

*Doctor, looking at chart walking into room*

Excerpt from the statement:

“Seems fine to me.”

Well la-dee-da Mr. PhD!

Durr, Durr, Durr, Durr, but Myron Rolle!

With that kind of attitude it does.

Dalton might be hurt. I saw him come off the field walking gingerly.