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Truly a crime, Dog.

Antonio Brown can barely dress and feed himself these days. At 8am every morning, a nurse arrives with his breakfast at the Allegheny Assisted Living Facility. Antonio reaches for his oatmeal, and drops the spoon from his mangled, shaking hand.

What does Tom Brady have to do with this?

This is the only acceptable time that a jumping #23 is allowed on a football field.

LaVar: “I want my kids to play pro ball.”

‘I cleaned up the blood stains in the house from beating my wife using spot remover. Now it’s gone’

It certainly seemed that Mourinho may have been intolerant because his squad lacked-toes yesterday.

Playoffs for your Pats start soon, too, so cheer up.

$28?!?! This is disgusting and also I’m very very proud of you.

I know it comes with the territory and some of these people are obviously nuts, but how do you not get angry at the hate mail that shows up in dead letters?

At least they were able to get him into surgery quickly- no need to shave the surgical area.

It appears that the Lakers are giving Lonzo $33M over 4yrs to do just that.

Around the time of Reggie’s tragic death at practice, there were rumors and accusations regarding his use of cocaine and how it may have had something to do with his death. His family sued or threatened to sue the paper that reported it.

You’re just Bias-ed

I think this is more common than you think. In Boston, every time the camera catches someone drinking Coke, they pan up to Reggie Lewis’ jersey hanging from the rafters.

It’s too early for you to besmirch the good name of Gheorghe Mureșan.

‘Taylor Persons’ is also what most people in Indiana refer to when they talk about fans of popular music.

I love it when the kids forget. It’s Dad’s chocolate now!