C’est bon Kinja

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Trust the Coracoid Process.

FYI, Guillain-Barré Syndrome isn’t ‘French Canadian AIDS’, but it’s totally OK if you thought that for a second since this is a hockey article about a Canadian player. It’s an honest mistake and you are forgiven.

I think a famous person committing suicide in prison could bring needed attention to this problem, but only if that person wasn’t a double murderer. If Aaron Hernandez killed himself in prison for his fourth offense related to an opioid addiction, people would care. But he killed two people, and no one cares because a…

Fuck it, I’m getting a Boban Marjanović jersey, grabbing ultra cheap tix on stubhub when I can, and am going to enjoy the uniqueness of this train wreck.

It’s Barry’s, he broke his ankle and posted it on Twitter....

This is so sad. Hayward’s got such an ugly foot too. He posted a photo of it- gross.

You snarky son-of-a....*checks box score*.... 2 FOR 2?!?!?! EASTERN CONFERENCE FINALS HERE WE COME MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!

DAMN IT I FUCKING LOVE TERRY TATE!

Scherbo was the most decorated athlete at the 1992 Olympics.

Couldn’t get the video to work - was he using the lane bumpers?

When you have a franchise guy in any sport, it just makes sense to bring them along slowly. As an example, Mark Sanchez restricted himself to teens for a loooong time.

Geographic fast-food exceptionalism is weak as hell and never stands up to scrutiny.

It’s hard to read whether this move is a fait accompli, or a genuine hardline bargaining tactic.

Look, I’m as surprised as anyone that Florida has actual laws that have been written down and they expect people to follow, but why should his wife’s kids have more resources than the bastards? Pay up Miggy.

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a good number of folks outside and inside the program reportedly expected a “hammer to fall,”

Goes to Boston and immediately thinks all other cities’ sports teams are terrible????

Ben a dick