cool, thanks! Stick around for a while, make some jokes.

Donald Trump and Anthony Davis have very little to do with this IMO.

Come on Mike, can’t you act more like some of the guys from your ‘85 Super Bowl team. Dave Duerson, preferably.

*Dances awkwardly in weird polo shirt*

Drew, I stole your chili recipe and pass it off as my own with few changes.

I look forward to a week where finally everyone stands for the anthem and we can move past this. As a Lions fan, I’m especially looking forward to having Mike Utley on the sideline with the team before the game.

The board of stewards did not find Mudaris put any Viagra in the horses’ food or drink. It was allegedly done by his employees.

And can you believe the voicemails he got? The worst were:

I asked Stef to tell me about her photo (and some she took the night Mariano retired), and she said:

I can’t believe that Pence really went to Indy just to make a big show of it and leave. The only time I’d ever leave an event like that would be at a concert if I got really high and started freaking out.....

Is your dad Pat Milliken, the Smilin’ Irishman?

I forgot that Harwell defended Feliciano. Ernie Harwell was the best.

Be honest Lauren- do you and Barry have your own hockey-chat only Slack where you go deep on Canadian Junior Hockey prospects and debate the who the best third line center is?

Damn it! No hastag either. #midgestrong

I remember the midges.... At the time, I was hoping it was the first of ten plagues to be delivered upon Yankees fans. But, alas, not all of America’s prayers can be answered.

If not the US, how about Spain?

So did you guys duel at dawn or what?

*receives many congratulatory gift baskets*

I know they usually see Dr. James Andrews for difficult injuries, but in this case I recommend Dr. Al Green.

Right, sure, Jaso retires and is going to sail away RIGHT AFTER Phish announce their 2018 Caribbean tour