*reads my embarrassment of an uncle’s FB timeline*

But, but, but, where will I go to hear business travel stories with overly dramatized minor inconveniences?!?!?!?

Did you see it? At the 6 second mark, did anyone else catch that?

Didgeridon’t do this.

They filed a petition?!?!? Come on, Baltimore, own your legacy and just sneak that shit out of town under the cover of darkness before anyone knows it’s gone.

“Caught having a brief affair at an Italian eatery” is the best Billy Joel song IMHO

*voice of God*

Yup, there won’t be any coat back room deals for Pitino to keep his job this time.

you use Popeyes instead?

As a Lions fan, I think I’m uniquely qualified to say this...

I remember him.

Chris Sabo. Remember him?

I don’t appreciate that comment, nor would he.

I know it’s unpopular to say, but I enjoy Sex and the City re-runs, and don’t care who knows it.

*taps hoof loudly, snorts to get your attention*

I think I’m most amazed that someone in LA shows up early.

+1 you idiot

Whoever has the balls to create a ‘William Paulson’ Twitter account and start harassing Jackson, you will be my hero forever.

Nowhere in the oral history of Deadspin did they reference that the name meant they would slowly and eventually turn it into a tennis blog, but here we are.

fiction is stranger than truth which is also stranger than fiction?