*Wyoming Courtroom, Preliminary Hearing* 

I wonder how Isaiah Thomas will play when he’s only required to carry the ball?

Whomever replaces this guy better be careful when he throws it back to David Pollack in the ESPNU studio for the Duke score.

Ha!

“Kyrie, KYRIE! Patty O’Shaughnessy from the Boston Globe- welcome to the Celtics. I’m going to ask what’s on everyone’s mind-why can’t we see Europe when looking out over the ocean?”

Subway cars all look the same, and I have difficulty figuring out which is the front and back, so I commend this guy for finding the caboose.

I’m partial to watching General Arsenal, but nothing ever happens.

That’s because you were a defensive back.... YOU’RE FROM TWO DIFFERENT WORLDS!

Who cares what Jordan says. Did anyone get the opinion of the unquestionably greatest player of the last 40 years, Mr. Robert Horry?

If you don’t read EVERY communication from Ole Miss in the voice of Foghorn Leghorn, and start every paragraph by mentally adding “Ahh say, Ahh say...,” then what are we even doing here?

I hope his family arrived from Flint shortly after all of this to bail him out.

Give Lynn a break, the real problem is that it won’t be a quick trip. There are no direct flights to Canton, so the trip will require a significant car trip in addition to the flight.

A Season on the Brink (of Multiple Sexual Assault Allegations)

People from Indiana are known as Hoosiers, and have been since the 70s, when Bobby was coaching at IU and women all over campus would nervously scream “Who’s here?!?!?” every time they heard a door open, worried it might be Knight. It was shortened to “Hoosier” after Coach Knight caught on to what they were up to and…

DM’s Lawyer: “Hello? Oh, hey guys. What’s that? An article on the internet that plays off the wording of the title of one of your songs? No, you can’t sue for that. Honestly, you can’t. I know, sorry guys. Yes, sure. OK, take it easy, talk to you soon. Yes, I’ll make sure you get those checks next March after…

Your comment reminded me of watching a buddy’s baseball game when I was in high school. One of his coaches got tossed for the same reason, and he was so mad that his parting words to the umpire were “no one will be sad when you die!”

Were you out all fucking night?

Whit Merrifield, a 28-year-old second baseman who has yet to play a full MLB season. Despite that lack of experience, he’s been one of the team’s top all-around hitters.

Dude works out hard. Not sure what this sled-thing is, but his legs look a lot stronger.

Pitino was there, too, but he got locked in the coatroom. Again.