You’d be amazed what those doctors offices throw out. One time I fought Jim Tomsula for some used IV tubing and half a vial of estrogen.

Rough time with the bar exam the past couple of days, eh buddy?

not “thought”

$20 sunglasses?!?!? Well laaaaa-deeee-dahhh, Mr. Zuckerberg.

The most vicious cut from the Cowboys since Michael Irvin stabbed a teammate in the neck over a haircut.

I guess if your name is César in America, you’re destined to do most of your work in the farm system.  

My experiences from both are very dated, but I think you have it right.

This ranks very, very low on the scale of bad decisions made nearly every weekend at Rick’s in East Lansing.

Half of Chicago is now memorizing Mike Glennon’s full name and DOB, *fingers crossed* just in case.

Manager, seeing wound: “Pardon my French, but Sweet Jesus!”

but if you think that his relationship with a ridiculous fraud who sells “recovery sleepwear” has anything to do with that accomplishment, you are either incredibly naive or willfully stupid.

Joke’s on me because I could sing along. Fuck.

Just asked this question to my wife, who’s a big CFB fan. She said Kliff Kingsbury ten times, and also I can’t come along.

Yes you’re correct, BUT....

We call that a Motown special.

Training for the Holy Trinitatholon.

*Seinfeld Voice*

Wow, this guy is nuts. He’s the worst warlord and second-worst MMA chief executive in the world right now.

“drive-by” opinions on aviation law?