Fan1: “Whose ATV is that?”

I thought it was nice of Pete Townshend to present the award to the kid personally. And then to take him out to dinner alone without his parents or other adult supervision.

I heard that, to reward the players for their success, they’ve all been upgraded to Economy Comfort on their flights home!

I’ll admit it, I can’t lie about it- or, wait, maybe I can

.....Oh, there it is, they found it..... *pulls off body while stands of stick-um hold on to chest protector* 

No, you are right, and I’m an idiot. Was stepping on your joke when I shouldn’t have. Carry on.

Why would he go up a weight class?

This type of thing happens a lot on Twitter, unfortunately. For example, the American Psychiatric Association quote tweets Rovell as part of their Understanding DSM-5 series more often than they probably should.

+1

I watched the highlight video, not one fucking uncalled traveling violation by Russ.

I wonder if Ty Cobb will throw it back?

I thought they were actually going to call a foul right after the bucket- Pau was grabbing Marc’s arms and punching him with them while yelling “¡Deja de golpearte!”

You have to pay for Amazon prime if you want the option to mute Jim Nantz.

Ridiculously wasteful of water???

Ian Rapoport’s offhand mention that Romo “still has the itch” indicates to me that he would’ve kept playing in the right situation.

That’ll be a helluva headline to save for when they figure out how to thaw and reanimate his head on a robot that runs amok and murders half of Boston.

At least they had a pregame meal together

“Tiger back?”

More evidence that Mark Sanchez can’t do anything right.

The government was going to just ask for the money back but didn’t want to be seen as....um.... you know what- forget it.