I’m not sure if there’s anyone (save Trump) whose inevitable downfall I’m going to enjoy more.

He said Papa added: “Do you understand me now? Do you understand English?”

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+1

A South African should really know to keep those two things apart. He id

Collusion? Oh, I thought, c-word, oh....

What a dumb comment. Mike Krzyzewski drinks the blood of poor children and performs weekly satanic cleansing rituals to prevent death, so Duke will never need another head coach.

Finally!

Not all heroes wear ca..... oh, shit. Forget it.

“OK, this is before and then this was after I drove the motorcycle”

This can’t be the whole story- I bet the Skins are up to something, because if there’s one thing I am SURE of, it’s that Dan Snyder has fucked Cousins.

They’d better watch out- CC Sabathia would brush that hair every day, and it would magically keep him under 375 pounds.

So, is there the social media equivalent of the batman symbol shining off the coulds for McKenna here?

*PR Flack walks into Colts HQ. Opens door to Owner’s office*

Give him a break, Tim, he’s probably strung out on pain meds.

**fuzzy tower radio communication**

They took the photo too early before everyone could get in the photo... Louisville came 5 seconds later.

Guys, who gives a shit what D-Rose thinks about the offense?

I bet you think that’s acute comment you made there, huh?

Can’t imagine which island is more imaginary, the Adidas Combine island or Revis Island