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You’re right, isthmus be difficult.

Oliver Miller had a respectable NBA career, and I’ll thank you not to sully his good name!

So he also gets syphilis as a prize?

There are multiple retired Rusty Kuntz from major league baseball.

What a dope(r).

Time to run a software update buddy.

That is no flying leap. My man couldn’t even Chanti-clear the police tape.

In related news, ice cream sundaes will no longer have cherries on top, million dollar halftime half court shot chances are illegal, and you’re no longer allowed to enjoy children’s laughter.

+1

Won’t someone be our Earl Strom to this Dick Bavetta-acting motherfucker!

*Looks around prison yard*

It’s good to keep this in mind when talking about what kind of player Westbrook is. He’s often talked and written about in the most visceral and primal terms—that’s not a bad thing, really, because the game roars when he’s in it—but Westbrook is as precise as he his punishing. You don’t average a triple-double in

The CSU investigation documents the coach’s outbursts, including punching and breaking dry erase boards in locker rooms and throwing unopened soda cans against walls.

This is sportswriting’s Springtime for Hitler. There’s no other explanation.

MILWAUKEE-Asked restaurant host: “God, did you hear about Peter King?”
Host: “No.”
Me: “Died. from righteous indignation.”
Thought he would cry

Barry’s right- he’s really good as his job as an analyst. And if there’s one thing that we know Young is inherently good at, it’s connecting with your average Joe (Smith).

With ALL due respect, any bed Snyder sleeps in at this point could be his deathbed.

I hate these continued references to ‘unwritten rules’ in hockey. Even if they are written down, how would most of these guys know?

If he opens a restaurant serving ‘spinal fusion’ cuisine, he’ll get a Michelin star for sure.

Love this. +1