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Same, but for watching pre-Christmas bowl games instead of reading.

Hopefully the stadium won’t completely sell out to special interests and name parts of it after Nebraska legends. I’d love to see a team playing on Tom Obsorne Field, coming out of the Tommie Frazier Locker Room, or pick up my friends from the stadium’s Lawrence Phillips Holding Cell & Drunk Tank.

I think it’s touching that they’re going to donate the $ from that Salvation Army kettle to Gosder Cherilus’ widow.

I, for one, am proud of those moderators for truly having the guts to allow this out of the grays.

I did not pay attention to those. Did you read the Leerhsen book? Would you recommend it?

that’s a fair counterargument, and your point is well taken, but even when compared against his peers, Cobb seems extreme.

*ahem*

“Also, if you hear I was an intermediary for a Congolese warlord who swindled me out of millions in gold, that’s TOTALLY not true, either.”

+1

Harbaugh told the team about the ‘lies made up by our enemies’ at a meeting in Schembechler Hall, wearing Jumpman Kleenex boxes on his feet while surrounded by Gatorade bottles of his own urine.

Wow Billy! How’d you get all those presents this year?

Breaking2: Marathon Boogaloo

I’m really surprised at this email chain. Most XC runners’ entire sexual histories could easily be documented in a single tweet.

I think everyone’s kind of ok with that.

I wonder what was going through his mind? Well, I guess it was the wal... WAIT, you’re talking about Jr.?

Yeah, you Shudra have known.

I agree, he shouldn’t embarrass me like that, but I’m kind of an idiot dude-Brahmin

They got him for almost nothing from Cincinnati last winter, when the disturbing details of the allegations of domestic abuse made him a dalit around baseball...

#NotaCatch

Sometimes it helps to remember those who have passed during happier times. I’m going to remember the 1995 Fiesta Bowl, where Salaam and Colorado fucked up Notre Dame, and a nation smiled.