Gonna be a real tough road to the playoffs. JPP has had a really good season, and has been the best player on the Giants’ D, hand down.

Is that really the reporter’s name, or is the Twitter account reflective of the motion you’re compelled to make after every dumb fucking comment that comes out of Fisher’s mouth?

*cums*

Ha!

I wonder if his “Oh, it’s TOTALLY FINE to do it in the fourth quarter all the time, but when it’s a night club everyone suddenly has a problem with it” defense will work?

I don’t know, I think Jim McMahon’s family secretly likes not having to think of new gifts to get him each year.

No one’s talking about the clause in the agreement- the Rams have to win 3 more games to meet a promise Fisher made to ownership in the preseason and the extension to kick in.

Please explain. His last name, if changed a little bit, said out loud sounds like ‘fucking.’ I’ve been hoping for a new FIFA article with Tokyo Sexwale or something MLB-related with Rusty Kuntz so I can make a dumb joke about them, but you take what you get.

The article I read said the passenger in the car was his cousin Jung Fo Kang. Actually the title was ‘Ho Kang Determined To Be Driver in Crash, Fo Kang Liar’

If you didn’t imagine a Benny Hill scene where the British policemen in their big hats with batons are chasing after the pedophiles on a soccer pitch, well, you’re a better person than I.

If Oakland public officials are going to shit all over the spirit of these regulations, at least be consistent and use the Coliseum.

#CHUCKWRONG

Say it Ain’t So, Sidebar

I’m having a hard time figuring out which experience would have been more meaningless in your story.

Point taken, but hopefully you are consoled by the fact (fact!) that Joe Paterno is burning in the fires of hell for allowing a child rapist to perpetuate his crimes.

Good to hear a point of view from an alum that isn’t batshit crazy.

And if it doesn’t work out with Cuyahoga County, Detroit always has a hand-out ready for Dan Gilbert.

Seconded. Eastern time zone to Europe, evening departure, you can almost eliminate jet lag if you get a good eye mask, noise cancelling headphones, and try to sleep from right when you take off until almost landing. Assuming you can sleep on a plane, do as much of it as you can.

+1

Shaw tried to smash his twig against the glass, and finished the job by snapping it over his knee.