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This is the chance for a Rudy/Paul Blart buddy cop movie and possible cinematic universe to happen.

Of course he got the big heavy massage chairs from Brookstone- I think they’re the D Series Massage Collection. If he was smarter, he’d have gotten the smaller, lighter, but superior E-Series. I think we all know, though, that Flacco would never buy the E lite.

Decent people recognize that yes, the NFL should not treat its players “as a commodity solely for promotion of its own goals....

+1

I’m pretty sure many of us will get to see for ourselves soon enough.

good work! I remember him.

Hey, let’s remember that Knicks player in the photo, because I can’t. Anyone remember that guy?

Thanks.

Phil Jackson and Maverick Carter should sit down and talk about this, they are kindred spirits.

Little known Seahawks fan fact: The number 12 jerseys that their smug fans wear don’t actually mean the 12th man like they do at Texas A&M. It stands for the 12 jurors that will acquit anyone who punches people wearing those jerseys in the face.

Anyone else surprised that wig didn’t cost more than $400?

+1

Also, if American, maybe also consider a standard apology for the next 4 years or so.

I’m amazed too that Jerry Jones didn’t tip his hand earlier. I mean, it just shakes so much when he’s sober.

Emma, well done. 99% of the commentariat would have told him to eat shit and move on.

I feel sorry for those Mount Union guys.

Huh, and I thought the election this week was the worst example I’d seen of life imitating Art.

Wouldn’t be surprised. After all, he is in diapers these days.

Hopefully more interesting things will happen next week.