Never say ‘I quit and you can have all my money’ again, motherfucker!

*eyes well up*

Mike Kafka- hey, I remember him.

You Magic: The Gathering guys will be the Wind Talkers for our side in the coming revolution.

OK, tell me honestly, was that comment in English, or are you just messing with all of us?

There’s really nothing to worry about here, Cam takes hits really well- he understands the laws of motion better than anyone.

Good shit man, this is interesting and I’m going to learn more about the game after this.

I’m all for diversity in the media. Here in Detroit we’re all full with tone-deaf egotistical blowhard newspaper columnists, but will consider other applicants. That is, unless another city would like to take Mitch Albom off our hands???

Guys, I’m beginning to think Doc didn’t go to medical school.

I’M A STAN STAN!

The current plan calls for the new stadium to open as early as 2020.

Appreciation of Dirk’s long term impact on the NBA is the new Turing Test.

Cool, now it’s not just Sonics fans who can tell Schultz to go fuck himself.

by having Parkinson’s?

+1

Honestly, as the only woman Smurfette was waaaayyyy overworked, it just makes good sense to get some union help.

Little Boy Blew..... he needed the money.

Um, Diana, we don’t do apologies either.

Play one as evidence in court, and there’s no jury in the world that would convict.