God I hope you’re right.

BRB going to text, email, DM, post on Facebook, and call to read aloud this article to my wife. 

Yeah, but I’ve heard the University of Kentucky isn’t all that fun to play at.

I am a miserable dick who generates my self-worth from laughing at and dumping on other people, notable and otherwise, at no real risk to myself.

Take it easy on me. I tried to understand OPS+ the other day and passed out for 5 hours.

I think it comes out when you include OBP and SLG it shows he’s no longer walking or hitting for any power other than when he occasionally runs into one.

“...some dipshit commenter...”

Huh, cool. Thanks for the info.

It should be noted that Tom Ley’s posts about Bears are a lot less infuriating.

Yes, I think he does mean that, because Craig James killed five hookers while at SMU.

Charles Barkley (looking at sign and remarking to a friend): You Serious?

Still, the Indians certainly seem to have found a hole in the Cubs’ brawny lineup, and they are just going to keep burrowing into it.

After that, he’s gonna have a Bum knee. ‘Course he’s already got his face.

So, The Process also includes weekly dialysis?

You, sir, had better tread lightly when speaking ill of Tim Duncan.

It’s like watching David Eckstein hustle for the extra base and then hit a 450-foot donger in his next at-bat. It’s impossible to not watch.

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Puppies of the Corn

You might ask why Cruz hasn’t spent all of his money taking care of the families of fallen police officers.

I wonder where I can get the ‘03 Cubs hat with the WS patch?