*Dick-joke aficionado idiot from Deadspin stumbles over, reads helpful article and additional helpful comment*

I’ve done a decent amount of coding

Bills tailgaters think this guy is vulgar and uncivilized.

“I hate to pile on the NFL here,” he lied.

I would add that some companies with this structure also have the minimum amount of intelligence to, you know, hire a competent chief executive from outside the (royal?) family. Ford did this (eventually).

Did @DadBoner get in amazing shape?

Never has an eskimo kiss caused so much imaginary pain.

The fuck you think this is, a high school football stadium or something?

+1

Redford, this post is why blogs were invented. I’m printing this out and placing it in a glass case forever.

Thank you for this, hadn’t seen it.

The Hip are awesome, and Tim Hortons is a national treasure. BUT, in the spirit of our neighbors, I’ll politely call you a hoser and go watch some hockey.

I bought the bumper sticker- now I make lots of people angry.

You link to that article right fucking now!

The photo is just ok, Barry. Can’t you see the greyscale in the middle-left towards the bottom?

Host: “Curt, have these been your views on prepubescent girls for a long time? Like, before the bloody-”

well, fuck, that was a missed opportunity

“calling for help probably only made Kobe madder.”

This is a great article by Tom. Usually, the worst impulses of sportswriters are only identified by their cardiologists.