Your move, Ft. Wayne.

What a shame, but he was never meant to go to USC. Sarkisian mistakenly recruited him- I guess he thought there was an ‘&’ in the middle of his first name.

Glad Kenneth Cop was able to keep the crowd under control, otherwise no one could enjoy watching Coach Loser and Johnny Twostar lead the Scarlet Knights.

it’s getting harder and harder to hide exactly where the smell is coming from.

Obviously you don’t follow Darren Rovell.

Will Will’s willpower will the Steelers to victory? “We’ll see. Time will tell,” says Williams.

Glad someone gets it.

Randy Johnson would make that bird look gorgeous!

These comments are problematic coming from the Giants, who outlawed needling ever since Lawrence Taylor.

If Mitch Albom wrote an article on this subject, society would collapse.

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Too little too late, eh Tony Banks?

Nick, does Univision give you hazard pay for these? Well done, you are doing some yeoman’s work.

Perhaps I’m an old fuddy duddy

*reads article about another race with a stupid name*

True, but CMU earned the victory, and OSU’s Last Stand was pretty weak.

I’m amazed about Dilfer’s tone deaf stance on this issue, as no one since 2001 has benefited more from the work of African Americans.

Still not the worst case of situational unawareness from a Williams in the NFL.

Hey, #BlueLivesMatter asshole!

This is a bullshit trumped-up charge.