A few more hits like this, and Cam will be giving the ball to himself after scoring touchdowns.

Tshimanga Biakabutuka

Good job good effort JVBaseballSuperstar.

Just made a note in the calendar to circle back to this comment later today - there better be an update, we’re all counting on you.

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This is right and correct.

Meanwhile, my rabbi in Framingham has mentioned Julian Edelman every fucking week since 2009.

Yellin’ of Troy

Sub Header: Post Confirms Legs Were NOT Broken

This is touching. I mean, so few of us can really relate to the suffering he’s endured- the pain, the anger.

He did, but ultimately his request to trademark the crucifix was denied.

Just shut up and enjoy this story, and whatever you do, don’t click on the Florida State Seminoles tag at the top of the post.

I see it now- there’s only one way to bring the country together again and heal this wound. Play Lee Greenwood’s God Bless the USA before an NFL game, and we can all sit down together.

I’d have cried too.

I know Tom will fix this, but the article tag ‘Coin Kaepernick’ actually sounds like a pretty dope nickname.

@85mf was also a former starred Deadspin commenter, although I forget his handle.

We’re pretty fortunate to even see Prichett-Ettner play soccer, it’s his first year on the team- last season he was bowling for Columbine.

I know this looks bad, but I think we’re all worried about him finding adequate legal counsel for these charges.

Tony Romo’s Back (a few plays later)...Is Broken

Hopefully these kids’ lives won’t be ruined, and if convicted they’ll be eligible for Kalamazoo County’s special “Row The Boat” work-release program.