Wait, what? What’s Ohio then- you claiming them for the northeast?

Marchman, you said the Deadcast (featuring your dog) is coming back soon after some logistical items are cleared up. My question- is it?

The RCMP are going to find the guy, convict him, and throw him in a 5-hole somewhere.

Yeah, but they’ll be filling the city and stadium with Raiders fans, not people.

I can’t believe the Bosa and the Chargers are at this point, and all over offset language and his terrible facial hair (probably).

“Trojan Condoms takes the mound in the 8th. He has been going strong for 7 innings now, hasn’t he Hawk?”

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+1

Could someone forward this to Daulerio? I mean, just in case.

If only the mic could catch what he said to himself just before walking out to the mound-

I hope someone pastes Steph Curry’s head over the Larry Bird poster that almost certainly hangs in your room.

This is amazing. Who are you trying to parody here? Old racist uncle? Half-hearted Skip Bayless? The reanimated corpse of Andy Rooney?

Anyone on the staff like The Tragically Hip and gonna watch the CBC concert tomorrow?

I mean, you could have him cover the CrossFit games.

That, sir, is a very low bar to clear.

Yeah, didn’t know this, and it kind alters my view on the whole story.

But you agree that the Marriott is pretty nice, right?

Órale

You should just turn on your air conditioning, Tim.