...who showed shades of Carl Everett...

Piggy poop balls is up in heaven with Harambe now. I miss him too.

Dashiell Bennett

Matt Sussman

I don’t want to think about it.

Forget the money. The money is always going to be there.

The NDSU president also reveals himself to be one of those sociopaths who signs his texts.

Hey, leave Girardi alone, and show a little retwopect!

This speech was from Rocky, right?

+1

Yeah, Suck It Brezhnev!!!!

Seems like this workout he’s holding for scouts could be the abortion we were hoping for all along.

Kindergarten Mangino?

I think it’s safe to assume Trout did some spawning last night after that.

Should’ve gone to Rio man, I hear it’s cool there.

I’m so fucking tired of everyone piling on Russia for this!!!!

+1 - I’m dying Steady Eddie, so good

Perfect!

to be fair, the Chinese usually practice with much bigger guns at much closer range.

I really enjoyed this Sarah, but can you rewrite the lede to save us all some time?