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wise strategy on your part.... if you pulled your shirt off normally, you’d get face paint all over it and mess up your perfectly styled mane of hair.

I guess the only difference here is that shitpile isn’t used figuratively.

+1

+1

It’s not often that Lionel Messi finds himself in Dublin, Ireland wowing fans with his soccer artistry.

Reporters have the tallest platform and the loudest microphone

Who could blame him if he is fat? I for one can’t resist those ribs.

I have a feeling his source @MrSugarPenis has let him down again.

Be honest, have you ever written a letter to a horse? Maybe to Barbaro, perhaps?

Vladimir is so tricky, he always tries Tkachyov guard.

+1

Mark Mangino is turning over in his piano-sized grave.

would watch.

Cousins/Andrus ‘16

I do remember.

I remember him.

Hey, I remember him.

This dick pic coverage reminds me of Deadspin’s Golden Age of athlete penis photos. In honor of it, going to remember some dick pic guys...