Will you be in a 3 or 4 way wedding with me?*

Pretty sure we wouldn't be posting a pic of a woman's cameltoe with a similar headline.

And don't forget, publicly shaming some stranger on the street. Maybe he genuinely didn't know. Why is OK to take a picture like this and blast it all over the Internet? I seem to remember the outrage when Reddit starting posting a bunch of guerrilla "fashion" shots that were basically excuses to post pictures of…

Pretty sure we wouldn't be posting a pic of a woman's cameltoe with a similar headline.

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Anna, I know you can't tell us who he is/who his dad is.

Oh, I am just a weirdo. I like to put in random pop culture references for fun.

That little guy can move pretty fast.

Ugh, Lindy is so cute, and Ahamefule is so cute, and they are SO CUTE TOGETHER. Why can't we all have a dinner party?

The Roots are the best. Seriously.

Is that guy shaking a banana? What in the entire fuck?

I hate that I know this but it isn't one person. All of them do these voice overs into some kind of voice changing software and it comes out sounding like that.

In all fairness, asking Tabloid TV to have a responsible handle on rape culture is like asking Tabloid TV to have a responsible handle on rape culture.

"I totally agree with TMZ. On that note, why can't I, a white man, use the N-word? I mean they use it!!!"

IT PUTS THE LOTION IN THE BASKET.

Lauraaaaa you didn't capitalize the P in pink! :O

I'm not asking you to lower your standards. I wouldn't want to put the fat men of the world through that.

Ugh, you again with your 'vomit in the mouth' shit. Why put this out there? Why tell all the fat people reading this that their bodies literally disgust you?

Congrats, your "non-type type" is based on standardized ideals of beauty for men, and a magical stress free unicorn person.