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Anna, I know you can't tell us who he is/who his dad is.

Oh, I am just a weirdo. I like to put in random pop culture references for fun.

That little guy can move pretty fast.

Ugh, Lindy is so cute, and Ahamefule is so cute, and they are SO CUTE TOGETHER. Why can't we all have a dinner party?

The Roots are the best. Seriously.

Is that guy shaking a banana? What in the entire fuck?

I hate that I know this but it isn't one person. All of them do these voice overs into some kind of voice changing software and it comes out sounding like that.

In all fairness, asking Tabloid TV to have a responsible handle on rape culture is like asking Tabloid TV to have a responsible handle on rape culture.

"I totally agree with TMZ. On that note, why can't I, a white man, use the N-word? I mean they use it!!!"

IT PUTS THE LOTION IN THE BASKET.

Lauraaaaa you didn't capitalize the P in pink! :O

bien joué

I'm not asking you to lower your standards. I wouldn't want to put the fat men of the world through that.

See, I'm short AND fat and reading BT321's everything made ME want to vomit in my mouth!!

Ugh, you again with your 'vomit in the mouth' shit. Why put this out there? Why tell all the fat people reading this that their bodies literally disgust you?

Congrats, your "non-type type" is based on standardized ideals of beauty for men, and a magical stress free unicorn person.

Do you hear the people munch?
Munching candy over lunch?
It is the candy of a people
That are not a healthy bunch!
When the the beating of your teeth
Is muffled by tons of macarons
There is a face you have to stuff
With all bon bons!

As a member of the French aristocracy, I can assure you that we have been living in fear of this voleuse des bon bons for weeks. To know her reign of terror is at an end—that our precious sweets are once again safe from the rabble—is a relief beyond measure.

Good example you're setting for your kid there, lady—when you don't get what you want, scream at someone who has no power to make things better for you until you get your way.