OakenPeter
OakenPeter
OakenPeter

I would pay 99 cents to download the club remix of "Check Out This Thing On My Dog (Is It a Tick or a Mole?)"

Kanye is going to sue you so hard.

Ugh. My dogs hate when Laura Beck posts Puppy Squees. I always end up waking them up and demanding "BE ADORABLE FOR ME!" ... so many dirty looks.

[Story about my own hair.]

Read better.

LIES! YOU HAVE SEEEEEEEEEN MY BABY! HE IS AMAZING.

Once again: Jim Cooke, so fantastic.

That is Daniel Desario, aka James Franco's character from Freaks & Geeks.

Yay, science!

The Aristocrats!....wait wrong joke.

"...so I said to myself 'YOLO!', then I ate the whole thing, tiny bones and all.

IT'S THE XBOXCOLYPSE

Why are there so many Saudi princesses and why are they always having shenanigans?