I remember years ago when Kerry Collins told the Panthers that his heart wasn't in the right place (read: he had problems with the bottle) and they waived him rather than asked how they could help him. As someone who has emotional problems myself, I really hope the culture changes—but it's going to have to change from…

The first rule of rape club is, you're a terrible fucking human being for being in rape club.

Dislocated Double-Check.

You are the Richie Incognito of Deadspin, everything you post pisses everybody off.

There's an old face! Stick around!

Well, tell that to my buddy who got arrested by the PC Police, indicted by a PC Grand Jury, tried in PC Court and is now ROTTING IN PC JAIL!

Well, this just confirms every suspicion about Incognito that I had: he is the type of guy that wears gym shorts to the bar.

By "insufferable fans" you mean the BBWAA, right?

I think Incognito is done — permanently — in the NFL.

There is some hope for this godforsaken website, after all.

Rough crowd here on the Deadspin.

Yes, congratulations, you have correctly identified that one of the people in question was not, in fact, white. Never mind that we actually do encourage humor, regardless of its factual accuracy, around these parts, what with the "be funny, don't be unfunny" thing we kind of (used to) treasure around here; it seems…

I'd like that ref to explain why he just stood there while an NHL player got punched repeatedly in the back of the head. Unfuckingbelievable.

What game?

In an equally stunning move, Aikman responded by referring to Manley as a "Redskin".

We were the Boston Ortizes

Not a Sox fan, not by a long shot, but Ortiz is a guy I just can't help but like. No matter the terrible things he does to my favorite baseball team.

"From there, I was dead. I knew I was dead once it happened."