Why are people recommending this? Is this like a fake troll of a fake troll?

Bait. Taken.

Holy fuck that's good. Double-plus 1.

Wow. You nailed it. TY!

"milling about the culture landscape". Wha???????

Good on you girl.

Thank you thank you thank you.

Yes. Yes she did.

3rd category. People who try way too hard to be "rebellious".

+1 Pats fan (me) laughing in his misery.

Absolutely not worth mentioning.

You win!

So what I'm seeing is "painfully bad sorts video" is "best sports video I've ever encountered".

Sheet gettin' REAL.

Not a huge soccer fan (I'll watch and enjoy the teams at the school where I teach and the World Cup), but one thing that always impresses me is how the really great players seem to have a goddamn string attached to the ball. It looks almost unworldly at times, and even more so when performed by an 11-year-old.