I am the only flavored Perrier snob here?

This is a great article and a great tweet, but I’d like to give a mild critique. “Someone obliterates someone in one tweet” screams “clickbait.” I would avoid using that in the future. Generally, when I see that I will not click on it just because it’s sleazy. I only came to this one because I like this site and trust…

I do believe, according to the current White House Director of Communications; that fellow on the left is Steve Bannon!

In an email to me this morning, my mom wrote “You know, I felt bad for McCain last week, but to leave his sick bed in order to take away other people’s health insurance? FUCK HIM.”

Yes.

Just different types of avocado toast bankrupting the youth of this generation.

You can see the “foam” at the top of the tea in this pic. Whiskey doesn’t do that.

I don’t think children should be punished for the sins of their parents, but they also damn well shouldn’t profit from them. And no one is going to convince me that she’d have this fancy schmancy business if her father hadn’t been a murderous tyrant.

Okay.

What a lucky break you got that she turned you down. Imagine dating that monster.

I saw John Waters at a bar once. Not only was he not an asshole when I asked if I could take a picture with him, but he bought me a drink and chatted for 15 minutes or so.

Ooh, fluffy shag rug sounds good.

I just bought 2 rugs from RugsUSA (cannot recommend enough!) and I went the opposite direction of a gray chevron... hot pink & turquoise traditional style. The other one is a flatweave taupe that I suspect will look better in my space but I couldn’t NOT try out this beauty. https://www.rugsusa.com/rugsusa/rugs/rugs-usa…

This is easily the dumbest thing I’m going to read all day. Which is impressive since it’s not even noon yet.

sounds exactly like the Pennsylvania I grew up in and then got the hell out of. Heck, that pickup could have been one of my relatives.

Just buy some sand at the hardware store and rub it into your asscrack.

“Cool story, bro” time:

To be fair, “not enough boners” is pretty much a universal truth.

We’ve given you canuks enough material to last 10 decades we can make jokes about a toe.