My initial reaction was to this was pleasant, but the more I look, it’s just a bathing suit on a giant pink teddy bear.

Clapton is ok. But he is highly overrated. Prince was GOAT, but severely underrated to the point that it was almost insulting. But check out this video if you haven’t already of this prince solo he did with Tom Petty at the Rock and Roll hall of fame. The story is Prince was insulted that he wasn’t included on the…

There’s a universe out there where Leslie Knope just started her second year as President of the United States. There’s another one where Michelle Obama just started hers.

agree, wholeheartedly, this is the super correct. :) the only thing worse is this fuckin thing:

I think it’s a personality thing. Some people like to surround themselves with lots of colour. I like colourful homes for other people but for my home, I need to be surrounded by a relaxing, light, neutral space. I’m not a minimalist but I do like to keep clutter to a minimum. My apartment is all wood floors, white…

My parents lived near that building 50 years ago and my mom was OBSESSED with trying to spot her. Then one day, my mom was pushing my brother in a baby carriage and Greta Garbo was walking towards them. As she passed my mom, she said, “you’re baby is beautiful”.

Maybe a Snickers so he’ll become a decent human too!

Seeing as we’re all going to die very soon, I’d like to confess that I do watch the Big Bang Theory from time to time.

You know what sucks? Besides the obvious. That even if trump gets kicked out of office and publicly ruined, all this shit has been put out there and exposed for the world to see. If the world was a neighborhood, we’re the family whose dad went outside jerked himself off and then took a huge dump on his next door…

No, he can’t. His belly is too large.

That’s funny as hell! I wonder if that is still Forever 21's policy? I may have to make a visit.

Just because black people voted... doesn’t mean it was voter fraud.

Here’s his greatest mistake. He thinks women aren’t angry. Dumbass.

My five year old snuck up behind me while I was reading this and asked, “Daddy, what’s that?”

This is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen.

I’ve seen bigger:

Dear Bono: Sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up.

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If ModCloth experienced immaculate conception via Anthropologie, these Insta accounts would be the baby Jesus, and I would root for Pontius Pilate.

maybe angel barta can resolve this for them??? perhaps marc jacobs is behind these dastardly deeds